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Editorial: Is there a tower down around here?
Author’s note: I’m not a cellular engineer, so take what I’m saying with a grain of salt. If you are, and you do know what’s happening, leave a comment or shoot me an email at quinn.jones@hbstv.net. LABADIE, Missouri — My mother, on her way to Walmart, decided to call my Dad, only for the call…
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BREAKING: Former BBC News anchor Huw Edwards charged with production of child sexual abuse material
LONDON, England (HBS) — Huw Edwards, former anchor of BBC News and important figure in the news industry, is now the latest in a long list of celebrities exposed to have been pedophiles. Per the BBC, his former employer, he has been charged with making indecent images of children, with the offenses taking place between…
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Thanks Captain Obvious: USA Today declares that hurricane season has not ended
Ah, yes, because we all thought that hurricane season was over in the middle of July. Warning: the following article, while being very sarcastic and dry in tone, is meant to be a constructive criticism of publications trying to cover topics that they seemingly know next to nothing about. The article in question discusses the…
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Denny’s on Lindbergh showing obscure digital subchannel of Fox 2 on televisions
SUNSET HILLS, Missouri (HBS) — HBS reporters noticed an unusual broadcast at the Sunset Hills branch of Denny’s late Friday night, when it was discovered that the big TV at the restaurant was showing programming not normally seen in restaurants. KTVI channel 2.2, a subchannel of Maryland Heights’ Fox 2 that broadcasts a feed of…
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Courtesy Diner closes early; police confrontation in parking lot
AFFTON, Missouri (HBS) — People looking to grab a late-night slinger from the Courtesy Diner in Affton were met with an unpleasant surprise Friday night, when the diner appeared to close earlier than expected. The diner, stated to operate from 6 AM to midnight on Fridays, had the lights turned out and the doors closed…
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HBS’ New Logo: How We Made It
PHILADELPHIA, Pa (HBS) To make a new logo, it takes ideas, willingness, and gimmicks. For our newest logo, we took gimmick to the next level. The Dot Device The Dot Device symbolizes the viewer. It can dynamically change depending on audience reactions, such as a plot twist in a reality show.
