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Editorial: Is there a tower down around here?
Author’s note: I’m not a cellular engineer, so take what I’m saying with a grain of salt. If you are, and you do know what’s happening, leave a comment or shoot me an email at quinn.jones@hbstv.net. LABADIE, Missouri — My mother, on her way to Walmart, decided to call my Dad, only for the call…
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Thanks Captain Obvious: USA Today declares that hurricane season has not ended
Ah, yes, because we all thought that hurricane season was over in the middle of July. Warning: the following article, while being very sarcastic and dry in tone, is meant to be a constructive criticism of publications trying to cover topics that they seemingly know next to nothing about. The article in question discusses the…
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Editorial: Mizzou could easily go 12-0 in the regular season
(Note: This article is almost entirely opinion-based, and at times, makes zero sense. KU fans, turn back now.) I have a poster hung up above the gray recliner in my bedroom. Adorning said poster are the logos of twelve college football teams – Murray State, Buffalo, Boston College, Vanderbilt, Texas A&M, Massachusetts, Auburn, Alabama, Oklahoma,…
