Tag: Football

  • Four Rivers Football Preview | Week 7

    Four Rivers Football Preview | Week 7

    It’s a big week here in the Four Rivers Conference, and that could be overwhelming to some. We’re here to clear that up. Here’s this week’s slate. Hermann [5-1] @ St. Clair [4-2] (!) This right here is our conference championship game, folks, and because of that, I’m making it the very first HBS Game…

  • Pacific Indians roar back from devastating loss with a 62-14 thrashing of Owensville

    Pacific Indians roar back from devastating loss with a 62-14 thrashing of Owensville

    The Indians aren’t competing for a conference title anymore, but that isn’t gonna stop them from trying to finish off on a high note.

  • ESPN’s analytics predicting Indiana to win over Michigan

    ESPN’s analytics predicting Indiana to win over Michigan

    The Indiana Hoosiers are having a remarkable season so far, currently sitting at the top of the Big Ten with a 5-0 (2-0 in conference) record. Depending on what happens in Nebraska in a few weeks, Indiana could easily go for a record-breaking 10-2 season. But what if they went 11-1? The idea of an…

  • Editorial: Oops! Didn’t do my research!

    Editorial: Oops! Didn’t do my research!

    So, the other day, I was sitting in my 5th period American Government class. I had already gotten all of my work done, so I decided to pursue a little side project of mine – studying conference realignment. Realignment, of course, is quite the complex topic, in fact, it’s so complex that we had to…

  • [RETRACTED] Hidden pages on Mountain West Conference website could reveal potential expansion targets

    [RETRACTED] Hidden pages on Mountain West Conference website could reveal potential expansion targets

    After further review, HBS editors have determined that this article is inaccurate, and therefore retract the claims made in it. The article will remain up for posterity and archival purposes. Read more here. Amidst a struggle for dominance against the Pac-12, the Mountain West Conference has been trying to expand themselves after losing 5 teams…

  • Pac-12 Rebuild: A Recap

    Pac-12 Rebuild: A Recap

    This is an ongoing situation. This article will be updated periodically to reflect new developments. (last updated 10/3, 11:20 AM CDT) The embattled Pac-12 conference is quickly rebuilding, and it’s starting to get really confusing. So us here at HBS are here to clear that up with a quick recap. Who’s in? Oregon State and…

  • Editorial: Coyotes win as entire Portland State team falls to whooping cough

    Editorial: Coyotes win as entire Portland State team falls to whooping cough

    On Saturday, South Dakota and Portland State decided to cancel their football game due to an outbreak of pertussis (commonly known as whooping cough) among the PSU team. Noticed how I said cancelled. That’s right. Apparently, this was a mutual decision. Before I give my take on the matter, here’s a bit of background. They…

  • Horse Guillotine: Stephen F. Austin State drops 70 points in 1st half against NAIA team

    Horse Guillotine: Stephen F. Austin State drops 70 points in 1st half against NAIA team

    Axe ’em, Jacks! Week 1 of college football kicked off Thursday, as many teams played teams in lower divisions as them as a warm-up for what’s ahead. While that was a lot more difficult for certain teams than others, there was undoubtedly one game that went ten times more smoothly than all of the others.…

  • Opinion: The Panthers suck so much that I replaced them with the Birmingham Stallions in Retro Bowl

    Opinion: The Panthers suck so much that I replaced them with the Birmingham Stallions in Retro Bowl

    2-15. Not many can claim a record as truly pitiful as the 2023 Carolina Panthers. Only 16 teams have done worse than this, including my own St. Louis Rams (obligatory Fuck Kroenke), and coincidentally, the ’01 Panthers. And the last few seasons haven’t been much better. 7-10, 5-12, 5-11, 5-11 again, 7-9 – the Panthers’…