Tag: Sports

  • Opinion: The Panthers suck so much that I replaced them with the Birmingham Stallions in Retro Bowl

    Opinion: The Panthers suck so much that I replaced them with the Birmingham Stallions in Retro Bowl

    2-15. Not many can claim a record as truly pitiful as the 2023 Carolina Panthers. Only 16 teams have done worse than this, including my own St. Louis Rams (obligatory Fuck Kroenke), and coincidentally, the ’01 Panthers. And the last few seasons haven’t been much better. 7-10, 5-12, 5-11, 5-11 again, 7-9 – the Panthers’…

  • 2025 4-star wide receiver Jayvan Boggs committs to Mizzou

    2025 4-star wide receiver Jayvan Boggs committs to Mizzou

    On Thursday, 4-star WR Jayvan Boggs announced his commitment to Missouri, picking them over Georgia, USC, UCF, App State, Arkansas, and FCS team Bethune-Cookman. Formerly committed to Ohio State, Boggs has done incredible work at Florida’s Cocoa High School, winning them two state championships, and catching 134 total passes for 2,215 yards and 30 touchdowns,…

  • Editorial: Mizzou could easily go 12-0 in the regular season

    Editorial: Mizzou could easily go 12-0 in the regular season

    (Note: This article is almost entirely opinion-based, and at times, makes zero sense. KU fans, turn back now.) I have a poster hung up above the gray recliner in my bedroom. Adorning said poster are the logos of twelve college football teams – Murray State, Buffalo, Boston College, Vanderbilt, Texas A&M, Massachusetts, Auburn, Alabama, Oklahoma,…

  • Sweeping changes across the college football world as Texas, Oklahoma, and more change conferences

    Sweeping changes across the college football world as Texas, Oklahoma, and more change conferences

    July 1st. Realignment day. A time of great change and opportunity (unless you’re Oregon State or Wazzu). This is a significant moment in college football, as it marks the burning of bridges, the ascension of new schools, and the (unofficial) destruction of a power conference. As of today, Oklahoma and Texas have left their longtime…