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Horse Guillotine: Stephen F. Austin State drops 70 points in 1st half against NAIA team
Axe ’em, Jacks! Week 1 of college football kicked off Thursday, as many teams played teams in lower divisions as them as a warm-up for what’s ahead. While that was a lot more difficult for certain teams than others, there was undoubtedly one game that went ten times more smoothly than all of the others.…
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Kodi Cable and Weather Ranch merge to form Mist Weather Media; HBS among list of charter affiliates
ST. LOUIS, Missouri — In January, HBS was made aware of a new streaming project from zachNet, known as Mist Weather Media. There was no other info other than the name at the time, but HBS analysts predicted that it would be some sort of streaming venture. These speculations were later confirmed by an insider…
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Opinion: The Panthers suck so much that I replaced them with the Birmingham Stallions in Retro Bowl
2-15. Not many can claim a record as truly pitiful as the 2023 Carolina Panthers. Only 16 teams have done worse than this, including my own St. Louis Rams (obligatory Fuck Kroenke), and coincidentally, the ’01 Panthers. And the last few seasons haven’t been much better. 7-10, 5-12, 5-11, 5-11 again, 7-9 – the Panthers’…
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Is this the Eagles 22-23 Season All Over Again? Phillies lose 9 out of their latest 12 games
Following the most recent trades made by the Phillies ahead of the Trade Deadline, their most recent record doesn’t look so good. 7 6 F/12 In today’s game against the Yankees, The phills had a 4-2 lead until the 7th, when the yankees hit a 3-run home run, and after a few more runs from…
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Editorial: Is there a tower down around here?
Author’s note: I’m not a cellular engineer, so take what I’m saying with a grain of salt. If you are, and you do know what’s happening, leave a comment or shoot me an email at quinn.jones@hbstv.net. LABADIE, Missouri — My mother, on her way to Walmart, decided to call my Dad, only for the call…
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BREAKING: Former BBC News anchor Huw Edwards charged with production of child sexual abuse material
LONDON, England (HBS) — Huw Edwards, former anchor of BBC News and important figure in the news industry, is now the latest in a long list of celebrities exposed to have been pedophiles. Per the BBC, his former employer, he has been charged with making indecent images of children, with the offenses taking place between…