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Thanks Captain Obvious: USA Today declares that hurricane season has not ended
Ah, yes, because we all thought that hurricane season was over in the middle of July. Warning: the following article, while being very sarcastic and dry in tone, is meant to be a constructive criticism of publications trying to cover topics that they seemingly know next to nothing about. The article in question discusses the…
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Denny’s on Lindbergh showing obscure digital subchannel of Fox 2 on televisions
SUNSET HILLS, Missouri (HBS) — HBS reporters noticed an unusual broadcast at the Sunset Hills branch of Denny’s late Friday night, when it was discovered that the big TV at the restaurant was showing programming not normally seen in restaurants. KTVI channel 2.2, a subchannel of Maryland Heights’ Fox 2 that broadcasts a feed of…
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Courtesy Diner closes early; police confrontation in parking lot
AFFTON, Missouri (HBS) — People looking to grab a late-night slinger from the Courtesy Diner in Affton were met with an unpleasant surprise Friday night, when the diner appeared to close earlier than expected. The diner, stated to operate from 6 AM to midnight on Fridays, had the lights turned out and the doors closed…
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HBS’ New Logo: How We Made It
PHILADELPHIA, Pa (HBS) To make a new logo, it takes ideas, willingness, and gimmicks. For our newest logo, we took gimmick to the next level. The Dot Device The Dot Device symbolizes the viewer. It can dynamically change depending on audience reactions, such as a plot twist in a reality show.
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RFNet: An independent analysis
METAIRIE, Louisiana (HBS) — Around 2 weeks ago, the TDC discord officially closed it’s doors, and the new project was announced, called RFNet. RFNet, as described in the announcement, is “a project focusing on the technical aspects of weather broadcasting”. This is a departure from the past focus of the Dorian Channel, which focused on…
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2025 4-star wide receiver Jayvan Boggs committs to Mizzou
On Thursday, 4-star WR Jayvan Boggs announced his commitment to Missouri, picking them over Georgia, USC, UCF, App State, Arkansas, and FCS team Bethune-Cookman. Formerly committed to Ohio State, Boggs has done incredible work at Florida’s Cocoa High School, winning them two state championships, and catching 134 total passes for 2,215 yards and 30 touchdowns,…
